drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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